Rachel spins the bottle and lands on Kurt. I’m sorry, Tumblr.

I keep wanting to type “Tire Hummels and Lube” instead of, you know, the right way.
Worse, it keeps making me giggle. I can’t stop.
Tire[d] Hummels & Lube sounds like a porno where Kurt runs the garage and is all greasemonkeyfied, and has sex with customers in the back seat of their cars.
I’m pretty sure I’ve read a fic like that.
Glee meme: two scenes [1/2]
And when you smile the whole world stops and stares for awhile
Mama Zizes loves Thad/Blaine.
- Shaft
- Love wand
- Dick
- Disco stick
- Seed pole
I told her I would incorporate all of these into a fic someday and post it anon on the kink meme and say it was a gift from Lauren Zizes
it’s her otp
but mostly she’s in it for the orgies and traditional warbler pre-competition mating rituals
dapperfinch replied to your post: chloroplasticfantastic answered your question: i’m…
did you delete it from your brain when i kicked you off the clueless au? FANDOM WARS.
I WOULD NEVER DELETE KINN FROM MY BRAIN sorry ash it was a fundamental part of my intro to the fandom
and will always exist in my mind as a beautiful thing

why is this hot tho
because they’d invite Rachel to a threesome and think they’d get to have their wicked way with the innocent knee sock wearing woobie
but then they get in the bedroom and Rachel is totally confident and taking charge and gung ho and Santana and Quinn are kind of like ‘wtf’ but mostly just *____* about it because the way Rachel is ordering them around and being all HBIC is super hot