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1 month ago
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myfoolisheart:

Sterek AU | Stiles was hurt during a run in with another pack and Derek naturally can’t stop blaming himself.

“Go to sleep, Derek.”
“Okay.”
“I’m serious, i can feel you doing your creepy watching-me-while-i-sleep shit.” Derek sighs. Stiles can feel him fidgeting next to him. ”Derek…”
“You’re not sleeping either.”
“I would, except my boyfriend won’t stop thinking so loudly.”
“I’m sorry.”
“Then stop.”
“Not for that.”
“I know. Now shut up and let me sleep.”

1 month ago
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s0raiseyourglassifyouarewrong:

carrionofmywaywardson:

imagineyourotp:

Imagine Person A of your OTP asking out Person B in a foreign language.

image

I don’t think I’ve ever laughed so hard in my life

1 month ago
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AU: Blaine joins the cheerios to get the quarterback to notice him

whaaat my brother’s friend fixed my netbook scooooooooooore

i missed u tiny computer

1 month ago
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  • me in my head: i'm going to get my life together and read classic novels and drink green tea and eat really healthy and wear cute outfits and make interesting artwork and spend lots of time outside. i'm going to start biking everywhere and walking and listening to lots of new indie bands that i've always wanted to listen to and take bubble baths and my life is just going to be amazing.
  • me in reality: well. today i think i'm going to watch netflix in my pjs and eat ice cream. and if i'm feeling really productive i might shower.
1 month ago
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1 month ago
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octemberfirst:

abqandnotu:

merosse:

TINY TURTLE INVESTIGATORS: THE CASE OF THE LARGE STRAWBERRY

GOOD MORNING EVERYONE

“HAVE YOU TRIED BALANCING ON IT”
“YES OF COURSE I TRIED BALANCING ON IT JENKINS THIS IS NOT MY FIRST DAY AS A TINY TURTLE INVESTIGATOR” 

1 month ago
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1 month ago
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haiku about the hot dude at work

oh director of

the accounting department

you have a nice butt

1 month ago
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hannahbluenana:

silver-the-little-monster:

karspook:

can we call unpopular/unknown ships submarines

spread this like a virus that you can’t stop in anyway at all

#CANT SINK WHAT WAS NEVER FLOATING MOTHERFRICKERS